May 13, 2010
Dear diary: Today is day 3,650 of my captivity among the bipeds and things have not improved since day 1. I am still fed that strange squishy stuff out of a can for rations and I am still banned from the dining chamber which is hardly fair since my bipedal captors eat good food at a large table! On top of that the bipeds have hired a new guard to watch me. They call her "Annie" . This wolf like creature is
disgusting and...well.... annoying. How dare the creature eat my... er.... icky stuff in the bowl. She even attempts to amuse herself by playing with me as though I were nothing but a kitten! This "Annie" has gained the favor of the bipeds by following them everywhere and acting cute... Almost 2 years ago now the bipeds moved to a new high security prison no doubt to keep me under better guard. I have tried numerous escape plans and they have all failed. Before long I shall have to send an S.O.S to my allies...Well I suppose things could be worse. Maybe I should talk to my agent instead.
Later Days!
Lewis
P.S. This guest post was completely written by my 13yo & 9yo children. The views expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the creator of Leap Of Faith :).
6 comments:
That's what I'm talking about! The bipeds are always trying to keep us down. Get'em Lewis.
UB
A very good post, very... creative.
FYI, Lewis is not really like that! You could never hope to find a sweeter cat! He loves everyone! exept the dog, but we're making progress! I've had him since I was 5 years old, and I call him my baby. He sleeps under the covers with me every night. So, even if he is under "house arrest" I don't think he minds it that much. Compared to other cats and dogs and even 'bipeds', Lewis is livin' the good life! :D
Em
I don't really have anything against Lewis...
The granddog and the grandcat sure are lucky to be under house arrest by such loving and caring grandkids.The kids are gifted with words to share so fondly of their homebound pets. Love u guys muchly. Papa
Ha! I loved the post!!
Love those comments! UB--you're always good for a laugh!
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